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May. 9th, 2022 06:32 pm
[VIDEO] Jake joins the gang
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50millions1pintAlright.
[Jake's voice is muffled as he speaks with his mouth full, taking a bite off an apple while displaying a half bored, half annoyed demeanor. He is sitting at the back of a moving carriage.]
Name's Jake, 'sup. Found myself in the desert all of a sudden, and a bunch of nerds cosplaying as elves are giving me a ride. Gave me a mirror to 'contact the rest of the group', so if you're from 'the rest of the group', fill me in. Do I have to have a medieval accent? My English is good, but not good enough to speak Ye Olde Bullshit.
[He takes another bite.]
Ah, and they also said we're on a quest. I don't know what the fuck you LARPers are up to, but I want money. If I don't get any money, I want food. Or anything, really, everything counts as currency except STDs. So, whose ass are we kicking? I'd rather make this quick and go back home.
[Jake's voice is muffled as he speaks with his mouth full, taking a bite off an apple while displaying a half bored, half annoyed demeanor. He is sitting at the back of a moving carriage.]
Name's Jake, 'sup. Found myself in the desert all of a sudden, and a bunch of nerds cosplaying as elves are giving me a ride. Gave me a mirror to 'contact the rest of the group', so if you're from 'the rest of the group', fill me in. Do I have to have a medieval accent? My English is good, but not good enough to speak Ye Olde Bullshit.
[He takes another bite.]
Ah, and they also said we're on a quest. I don't know what the fuck you LARPers are up to, but I want money. If I don't get any money, I want food. Or anything, really, everything counts as currency except STDs. So, whose ass are we kicking? I'd rather make this quick and go back home.
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