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wildestlands2022-02-28 05:37 pm
slowmotionbuscrash) wrote in wildestlands2022-02-28 05:37 pm
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[ Tommy is here for some very important business, or at least as important as any business that can be trusted to him. ]
Hey. Pst. You. Yeah, you. Pay attention to your mirror.
[ He waits, impatiently counting to ten under his breath so that no one can claim they didn’t have time to tune in. ]
We need to talk about the buddy system. Specifically, the buddy system for Mio because she’s got a sleeping curse that lets her sleep through freaking anything. For days. And we, geniuses that we are, left her behind.
Sleeping alone in the badlands with all kinds of shit chasing after us. The only reason she’s here is that she got teleported back to the group.
She needs a sleep buddy or something. Someone it’s okay to tie her to and make sure she doesn’t pass out in a bathroom and never come up. She told me to find her one so, volunteer or I wield my new power of telling someone what to do.
Hey. Pst. You. Yeah, you. Pay attention to your mirror.
[ He waits, impatiently counting to ten under his breath so that no one can claim they didn’t have time to tune in. ]
We need to talk about the buddy system. Specifically, the buddy system for Mio because she’s got a sleeping curse that lets her sleep through freaking anything. For days. And we, geniuses that we are, left her behind.
Sleeping alone in the badlands with all kinds of shit chasing after us. The only reason she’s here is that she got teleported back to the group.
She needs a sleep buddy or something. Someone it’s okay to tie her to and make sure she doesn’t pass out in a bathroom and never come up. She told me to find her one so, volunteer or I wield my new power of telling someone what to do.