Black Water

[rambles_on]

[There's a moment of muttering and fiddling as Dean tries to figure out how to broadcast himself.]

So, uh, those Night-things were more hurt by holy crap than anything else, right?

We got water, and there're containers all around the cavern. Anyone got a rosary or some kinda holy relic? Because we could all start stocking up on holy water in case those things come back. I don't know how, uh, everyones... conditions... would react to that--

[Dean has spent the majority of his time so far deliberately ignoring any mention of being a shifter or a bloodsucker and he ain't about to stop now.]

--But I figure it's better than nothing, right?

Just head towards the pond with some kind fo sealed container. I'm gonna be camped out there for a while trying to make this work. I can teach people how to do it themselves, too, if you want. 'S probably a useful thing to know.

[There's an awkward pause, as if he doesn't know how to end the message.]

Uh, yeah. Let me know if you have stuff, or want stuff, or whatever.

Comments

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Who says the ghost needs to be busted? What if just wants to sit in the rocking chair and creak?

[rambles_on]

Man, I wish that they were all Patrick Swayze trynna make erotic pottery and bang Demi Moore. It would make my life a hell of a lot easier.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

That’s a real specific old people fantasy you got there.

[ He’s never seen Ghost. ]

Isn’t Swayze dead?

[rambles_on]

I'm 25, dude.

Has no one here seen any movie or show, ever? I swear, I've never gotten this many blank looks in my life.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

They’re old people in your fantasy. So it’s an old people fantasy. About pottery.

25 or not, what’s next. Sexy shuffleboard?

[rambles_on]

[Dean is quietly having a crisis because he's never been called old before.]

Demi Moore's hot and Swayze was killing it in his prime.

Also, Swayze definitely isn't dead, he had a cameo in that Dirty Dancing prequel that came out last year.

[It wasn't Dean's usual thing, but Dirty Dancing was a very formative film and Dean is willing to make exceptions for Patrick Swayze.]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Math says Demi Moore could be your mom and my granny, and Swayze was - woah, hang on. What year is it?

[rambles_on]

There's nothing wrong about liking women with experience.

[Dean can speak from experience of his own.]

It's 2004.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

There’s nothing wrong with liking dudes who style their hair with a leaf blower, either. Apparently.

Yeah, about that. It’s 2020.

[rambles_on]

That look is a CLASSIC. Chicks dig the hair.

[Dean feels the need to defend Swayze's appearance for no particular reason at all.]

Is that some kind of joke? I ain't George Taylor, man.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

That look is a museum piece in 2004. You know how I know? You aren’t wearing it.

Seriously my dudes. 2020. The common cold’s been cured. You’re welcome.

[rambles_on]

[Of course Dean isn't wearing it, Dean's had the same cropped, military regulation style since he five years old. Sammy, however, has come pretty close.]

Tell it to all the kids I've seen with the same haircut as the Dean guy from Gilmore Girls.

[He's choosing to ignore the '2020' comment for now.]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

[ What. ]

How is your taste this lame? Gilmore Girls and the Dirty Dancin’ prequel. For crying’ out loud. There had to be something better on tv.

[rambles_on]

Motel's don't exactly spring for premium cable, so I've has to make due.

[Motels and Bar TVs are how Dean has consumed 75% of all visual media. The rest has been from sneaking into movie theaters.]

[slowmotionbuscrash]

[ Tommy assumes that he’s been kicked out of wherever he lives, and so he takes a little pity on him. ]

Tv’s overrated and boring anyway.

[rambles_on]

You're killing me. TV's awesome! I mean, there's a lot of garbage, but there's a lot of good stuff too.

[slowmotionbuscrash]

Guess I’d rather be living than watching other people live.

[ Not to mention the comparatively short attention span and inability to sit still. ]